And the winner of the signed Quake 4 box is …
The final date to enter the Toxic contest is over and the winner is
Ashley Allegra from Florida and the winning entry was:
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“You are a tender and passionate lover. Your superior hotness
has transcended my straightness.
Nobody has ever written better about PC gaming and technology than you.
Every opinion you have ever had about anything is correct.
Your farts smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls. Okay, now that I’m
done kissing your fine behind, back to the Quake 4 box, signed by Toxic.
Not only do I love to play PC and console games, but I take care of my
stuff.
So unlike most of the gamers I play with, if you entrust the Quake 4
box to me,I will make sure Toxic’s signature never gets soiled, no discs
are lost and nobody spills Rockstar energy drink on the box.
‘Cause what good is an exclusive autographed box of a beloved game
franchise, if some douche drips pizza grease on it?
By the way, did I mention that I’m building a small country and we’re
going to erect a statue of you and worship it?”
As I told you guys before I am found of bribes and who doesn’t want a statue …
Thank you guys for entering and congratulations Ashley, you’re quake box will be in the mail in a few days.
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